The World is in Peril! A thousand years ago, the game of Balatro was played between the forces of Good and Evil…. Evil won. After a millennium of corruption and decay dominating the world, the forces of Good once again have the opportunity to restore the balance with another contest for the four artifacts of Balatro. A brave band of adventurers, champions chosen by the deities of Good, is the only thing standing between The World and another millennium of darkness. They must collect (and hold on to) four powerful artifacts before the champions of Evil do so first.

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  • Valistar, a Paladin of Koloka
  • Ishmael, an Assassin
  • Noah Valentine, a Cleric of Alinys
  • Kronk, an Ogre with a really big stick
  • Ingnacia Ea Milintcia Ildri Wanyecha, a Pixie Fire Mage
  • Tobe Det Ermined, a Pixie Rogue
  • Eleasar, a Druid
  • George, a Ranger

The Ongoing Story:

Ancient History

Current Events

  • August 6, 2011: The Adventure Begins (again)
  • September 3, 2011: The Great Banquet
  • October 1, 2011: The Great Garden
  • November 12, 2011: The Sword is Stolen
  • January 7, 2012: Devil Attack
  • January 21, 2012: Information and Assassination
  • and so on…. I’m afraid that chronicling fell apart, but the adventure continued through to the end.

Balatro's Expedition

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